This holiday season, shut the fuck up about how much you hate pumpkin spice lol

  • crime [she/her, any]
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    3 years ago

    A couple women: [enjoying thing]

    Capital: Hey ladies! [thing] amirite? You know what would be great? What if we made everything into [thing]! Give us your money for more [thing] merch, flavors, spin-offs, NFTs, and we'll even sell it to you in pink! Cool right? Pink!

    Men: ew, fuck [thing]

    Capital: why would women ruin [thing] like that???