https://www.reddit.com/user/RandyMan76

RandyMan, who did seem to quote his actual legal name there from a cursory google search, posts a lot in r/DSA and r/democraticsocialism. He's on the frontline in the war against the tankie menace. The rest of his account is dedicated to being a racist (NSFW) sex pest. Lots of all caps "bby u wan sum fuk", aggressively demanding names, has this thing with /r/cumtributes where he hates seeing penises in his JO Crystal club.

Do the horny police have an equivalent of the NKVD?

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Keep Calm and Hairy Pussy Hell Yeah

      edit: https://twitter.com/RandyMan76/status/1456598590449610753?s=20 4zi linked this thread with a few of them. Holy shit.

      https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FEqG-HoUcAIhAZf?format=png&name=small #Ghost #GhostSightings #NotReal #SleepParalysis

      • ValiumAnarchist [none/use name]
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        3 years ago

        I love that he thought that one was so profound he tweeted it twice like no one had ever thought of sleep paralysis as an explanation until Randy came along.

        I've changed my mind, we need to collect these into a single volume, call it the book of Randy and make it the basis of new mormonism.

        • happybadger [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          Tweeted it twice with the second tweet tagged as #logic.

          I'm sure there's an even larger group of the quotes somewhere if he's making ones this benign. They're the kind of magic you'd only get from a Tim and Eric skit about inspirational decoration.

          • ValiumAnarchist [none/use name]
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            3 years ago

            I hope he prints them off at the library and frames them.

            Just Randy's thoughts on hairy women above his television set in the living room in a cheap frame from target.

        • happybadger [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          Complete with /r/atheism energy in most of his tweets. :chefs-kiss: