"Social Democracy objectively represents the moderate wing of Fascism." - J. V. Stalin

"Women hold up half of the sky." - Mao Zedong (though a more or less common saying attributed to many)

“Civilize the mind but make savage the body” - Mao Zedong

"Socialism or barbarism." - K. Kautsky

"Poor countries aren’t underdeveloped, they are overexploited." - Prof. Dr. M. Parenti.

"Who has been saved by the United States?" - Fidel Castro

"We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror." - Dr. K. Marx


But i also like more jokey ones ;

"The United States is also a one-party state but, with typical American extravagance, they have two of them." - Julius Nyerere

“Trotsky has sent in a silly letter. We shall neither print it nor reply to him.” - V. I. Lenin

"Stalin shouldn't have stopped at Berlin." - unknown

"If you don’t steal from your boss, you’re stealing from your family." - unknown

"It’s [date] and Stalin saved the world from fascism" - unknown

  • Neckbeard_Prime [they/them,he/him]
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    2 years ago

    [Zhukov] A modern soldier's greatest fear, it's not death, it's not starvation, it's chafing!

    [Khrushchev, interjecting] ...And then he planted the flag in Hitler's bunker or he knocked the bear out with one punch.

    [Zhukov] ...It was Goebbels's bunker, not Hitler's!

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      2 years ago

      [Zhukov] A modern soldier’s greatest fear, it’s not death, it’s not starvation, it’s chafing!

      Truly a warrior poet. Chafing sucks.

      • Neckbeard_Prime [they/them,he/him]
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        2 years ago

        The Death of Stalin (2017), starring Steve Buscemi as :corn-man-khrush:, Michael Palin as :molotov:, Jeffrey Tambor as a sex pest (off-camera), and Jason Isaacs as Field Marshal Zhukov. Produced by the :LIB: behind Veep and In the Loop, so pretty ahistorical and full of praise for the corn lord.

      • Cowboyitis69 [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I had same reaction until I realized it’s from death of Stalin. Still kind of a random quote though