Presupposing that they're kept in a caring household, it's basically

  1. be born
  2. oh hell yeah, food!
  3. poop
  4. nap
  5. goto 2 until you keel over

What a fucking life, man

  • BolsheWitch [she/her, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    other questions would include “do you like gladiator movies?”and “have you ever been in a turkish prison?”