When they type in chapo.chat they're not redirected, they immediately enter into posting bliss, while we linger and wallow in our mediocre posts. Do we deserve this? Are we really that "mid"?

And all of their posts are in Esperanto.

And don'tmake a mid-post about "euro-centric Esperanto is gay, should be posting in Arabic" I already know that's coming. That's why we're hexed by the Hexbear and you're trapped here with me.

Edit: Just had a seizure and received another vision about the heavenly chapo.chat. They have an operable c/dating comm and it works and everyone there has boyfriends, girlfriends, wives, and husbands they met on the site. Although asexuals are banned, which I thought was kinda' fucked up.