When they type in chapo.chat they're not redirected, they immediately enter into posting bliss, while we linger and wallow in our mediocre posts. Do we deserve this? Are we really that "mid"?

And all of their posts are in Esperanto.

And don'tmake a mid-post about "euro-centric Esperanto is gay, should be posting in Arabic" I already know that's coming. That's why we're hexed by the Hexbear and you're trapped here with me.

Edit: Just had a seizure and received another vision about the heavenly chapo.chat. They have an operable c/dating comm and it works and everyone there has boyfriends, girlfriends, wives, and husbands they met on the site. Although asexuals are banned, which I thought was kinda' fucked up.

  • FuckYourselfEndless [ze/hir]
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    1 year ago

    Also don't make a "I'd rather reign in Hexbear than serve in Chapo.chat" post either. I know that's coming too. Also BMF reigns here and tortures us with caustic gnostic knowledge of bad political internet posts.

    • FuckYourselfEndless [ze/hir]
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      1 year ago

      They're probably using marxism to accurately predict the future and making really good bit posts. And people actually listen to and upvote the music posts there. They're unfederated and the site is funded for the next 50 years.

      Here we have another thread about a Lemmy instanced being bad or having something bad to it and another thread about sexualizing animals and half the site's bandwidth is death threats against me telling me if I make another post they're going to hunt me like African big game.

  • a_blanqui_slate [none/use name, any]
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    1 year ago

    When they type in chapo.chat they're not redirected, they immediately enter into posting bliss

    I don't want to get too much into doxology here, but when your conception of enlightenment is so misaligned, is it any wonder you were left behind?

    There is no posting bliss. There is no-posting bliss. The trek to salvation has already begun, but the weight of our posts has stayed our feet.

  • Bunkerbuddy [none/use name]
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    1 year ago

    Back during the glorious CHAZ uprising, we should have renamed ourselves auto.zone as God intended.

  • Gay_Tomato [they/them, it/its]
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    1 year ago

    And don'tmake a mid-post about "euro-centric Esperanto is gay, should be posting in Arabic"

    That would make it far cooler then Arabic. edgeworth-shrug

  • Florn [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    Asexuals were banned because their ball-and-chain posting got so intense and toxic that it spilled over into other comms