Dwarf bard Marx is the best thing to come out of this game. He's also a sage and a tome bard so he's got that +3 historical materialism skill on top of his persuasion. And of course his guardian had to be buff half-elf Engels 
Also here's the existential comic that inspired this
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You just know I had to leave Marx uncut
My bard, Penis E, is hairless and circumcised due to selecting penis E.