Its like Hillary walking into a working class kitchen for the first time.
They've been shielded from even critical support of China and other AES for so long they literally, not figuratively, literally cannot process that people exist that have beliefs that aren't Reddit Approved. They immediately assume it's bots or wumao. Human beings can't possibly hold these beliefs, so they must be Oriental hordes or actual robots.
clock winds down to 5 seconds left in game
ball is inbounded to Fidel who turns face to face against Dulles
"You took my family"
moves to the left
"You took my friends"
moves to the right
"You took all that was dear to me"
clock winds down to 2
"I cant get them back, but I can do this for comradeship, FOR CUBA"
goes up, fire coming out of his shoes
"FIDELORUKEN"
Ball flies over Dulles's head, goes straight into basket. Fidel falls to the ground, exhausted.
"Che... Senpai... I..."
faints
Final Score
Cuba 103
Imperialists 63
Last two lines had me dyin
I had to break with the original format because