• Redcat [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      even basic healing spells reset your gastrointestinal systems so nobody needs to poop if they don't wanna

      ^actual, possible kirkbride fan canon

      • Awoo [she/her]
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        1 year ago

        That actually sounds really useful if you're riding a horse long distance or something in armour. Must be a pain having to dismount and then get all the armour off to do your business, that's also exactly when the vampires would attack.

          • Awoo [she/her]
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            1 year ago

            I want a mod for this. Where is the task schedule where the NPCs collect their buckets and toss them out the window? Where are the piles in the streets? When I cast an explosive/concussive spell in the city I want to see shit flying everywhere.

            • SerLava [he/him]
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              1 year ago

              Look for it under the "all NPCs taking a twice daily shit" mod (with the "only women shit optional file") that almost certainly exists on nexus mods

                • SerLava [he/him]
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                  1 year ago

                  It's not that I think it's normal for a person to shit twice per day.

                  It's that there is absolutely no chance that the author of such a mod would settle for 24 hours between shits. None at all.