• barrbaric [he/him]
    ·
    1 year ago

    A spectre is looming over the fediverse

    The spectre of infinite dunks fidel-balling

    • combat_brandonism [they/them]
      ·
      1 year ago

      clock winds down to 5 seconds left in game

      ball is inbounded to Fidel who turns face to face against Dulles

      fidel-freethrow

      "You took my family"

      moves to the left

      Fidel-deke

      "You took my friends"

      moves to the right

      Fidel-deke

      "You took all that was dear to me"

      clock winds down to 2

      "I cant get them back, but I can do this for comradeship, FOR CUBA"

      goes up, fire coming out of his shoes

      fidel-layup

      "FIDELORUKEN"

      fidel-balling

      Ball flies over Dulles's head, goes straight into basket. Fidel falls to the ground, exhausted.

      "Che... Senpai... I..."

      faints

      Final Score

      Cuba 103

      Imperialists 63