The weirdest part is the idea that Ukraine could ever become a part of NATO in the first place.

Is every single person in the Zelensky regime so utterly incompetent that they genuinely believed that would actually happen while they were in a civil war between 2014 and 2022, not to mention now when they are in an all out war with a literal nuclear power? I very much doubt that.

Something doesn't add up here.

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    1 year ago

    NATO rules technically prevent it

    Applied rigorously, half the member states couldn't join under NATO's own guidelines. Turkey isn't in the bloc because of its zealous commitment to rule of law. Its just the largest armed force on this side of the Atlantic and at a pivotal point of international trade.

    Tricking an unattached, non-NATO Ukraine into a war with Russia was always NATO's goal

    I wouldn't even call it a trick, so much as a continuous series of minor provocations that escalated as western oligarchs balkinized the region. I suspect NATO leadership would have been happy enough with an "East/West Ukraine" split, had Russia gone with an "arming the moderate rebels" approach rather than a full scale invasion. As it stands today, that's most likely what we're going to get, just at orders of magnitude greater loss of life and demolition of valuable infrastructure.

    Of course that doesn't prevent the US from plopping bases down (or mercenaries, or whatever).

    One of the "nicers" things about Ukraine was that it already had a large active military and a sizable surplus of ground weapons. I don't think the folks in NATO anticipated how quickly Zelensky's commanders would just blow through all their reserves or how fast Ukrainian units would collapse under Russian air and sea power. While there's definitely a bunch of arms dealers who are salivating at the next requisition for bombs and guns, I suspect a fair number of NATO logistics folks are sweating bullets as they acknowledge what a modern continental or global war would actually mean relative to their productive capacity.

    There's a real divide between the Money Guys and the Generals, between what generates the most revenue and what actually works on the battlefield. And NATO is, at its heart, a military operation. I don't know if the US really has the swag left to occupy Ukraine comparable to what they've done in the Balkins or Korea. Not after the shit show that was Iraq/Afghanistan.

    The Americans are running out of juice.

    • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Applied rigorously, half the member states couldn't join under NATO's own guidelines. Turkey isn't in the bloc because of its zealous commitment to rule of law. Its just the largest armed force on this side of the Atlantic and at a pivotal point of international trade.

      Right, Turkey had something to offer. Ukraine hasn't got anything to offer but neo nazis and a bunch of hand-me-downs NATO already gave them. The IMF has already forced the question on selling off everything of any value, the Ukrainians with the financial means are gone and probably won't return. It doesn't benefit NATO to allow Ukraine to join, particularly since Ukraine already happily walked into the role of "artillery sponge". They did the thing NATO wanted and now they'll be discarded and left as a rump state.

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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        1 year ago

        Ukraine hasn't got anything to offer

        It has a close proximity to Russia, the entire object of NATO's containment mission. And it has huge... tracks of land. Very pivotal to controlling North Africa, particularly as climate change destroys volume of arable land.

        The IMF has already forced the question on selling off everything of any value

        But that's only the first step. You still need a large armed presence to guarantee Ukraine's lands stay privatized. Otherwise, you're just dealing with a '79 Iranian Revolution or a Colonel Qaddafi running Libya. NATO gives the framework for installing bases in Ukraine and securing the bag.

        • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          I think in a situation where Ukraine didn't just have all of their male population run off or killed you would be right about having to worry about some kind of Ukrainian revolution, but I don't think that's a concern for NATO or the IMF now. The wealthy haven't been conscripted, and they're the ones who will benefit from the privatization scheme - and they're the ones who control what militia factions still exist. The proximity to Russia would be worthwhile if Ukraine didn't already provide all the access the west wants. As far as I can tell, NATO already has everything they want with no need to add further liability to their portfolio.

          • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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            1 year ago

            I don't think that's a concern for NATO or the IMF now.

            No. This war has Iran-Iraq'd their populations. It'll take a generation to recover.

            The proximity to Russia would be worthwhile if Ukraine didn't already provide all the access the west wants.

            They didn't, though. That was the whole conflict around Donetsk that pushed this conflict to a full invasion.

            NATO already has everything they want

            Idk. Western Media wants you to believe NATO is always and forever winning, but this war has exposed serious flaws across the whole continent.

            The economic demands put on the European members have been enormous, and its biggest players don't appear nearly as loyal to the coalition as they were thirty years ago.

            • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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              1 year ago

              I was just wracking my brain for an aphorism and finally googled it because my grey matter failed me - this is a real "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free" situation for NATO, in my opinion

              • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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                1 year ago

                I guess we'll see. I think we're going to see NATO all over Western Ukraine within another two or three years.

            • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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              1 year ago

              They didn't, though. That was the whole conflict around Donetsk that pushed this conflict to a full invasion.

              Sure, but joining NATO isn't going to bring the Donbass or Crimea back into Ukrainian hands. Not only will they never get them back, they're going to have to officially, politically acknowledge that that is no longer Ukrainian territory if they want to join NATO. So there's still no benefit to having them join NATO for NATO.

              Idk. Western Media wants you to believe NATO is always and forever winning, but this war has exposed serious flaws across the whole continent.

              The economic demands put on the European members have been enormous, and its biggest players don't appear nearly as loyal to the coalition as they were thirty years ago.

              C'mon, you know I know and agree with that. NATO didn't win this, but that doesn't mean Ukraine has anything to offer them that they don't already have. Actually allowing Ukraine to join NATO is nothing but a liability to NATO - that is why I'm staking my claim that it won't happen, at least not in the next decade.