As Southern California braced for a highly unusual summer storm Sunday afternoon, residents were struck by a much more familiar phenomenon: a magnitude 5.1 earthquake, according to the US Geological Survey.
God is punishing COMMIEfornia for not promoting the sound of freedom enough over barbie, sweetie.
It'd be nice to have a unified scale for these things.
Bet it'd be a real headache for the scientists that have to implement it too.