I honestly scrolled up to make sure I didn't accidentally go into the fake news comm

I wonder why that is

Is this the collective opinion of the Bureaucracy?

OH NO I'M THE ONE UNDER ARREST! STOP THE COUNT!

becoming the site with only one user but the most comments and posts on the whole lemmyverse!

possibly. Congrats on the achievement if you did.

Join us

please one bit account at a time. It's hard enough just trying to keep up with one so far!

Nobody's banning anyone little Bureaucrat

probably missed the memo, but I'm recusing myself if the @Bureaucrat@hexbear.net's Bureaucracy gets in trouble. While if it's anything that genuinely threatens the site or its users I'll step in, otherwise it'll be up to everyone else in the imperialist Hexbear State to render judgement on the communist dual power structure that is the Bureaucracy.

Edit: Also I'm a barbarian that doesn't watch TV so I don't get the ref.

Found the cop!

Thank you for your service May the other Bureaucrats, hint hint, follow your example!

How'd you get here

Please do! make the effort to save good memories when you make them and treasure them as you go down your own path of life!

Uh you're gonna have to find amongst your ranks the Bureaucratic Secret Keeper of Most Important Secrets. Good luck!

The Bureaucracy's new main feed is their own profile. Honestly incredibly funny bit.

Thank you for this wonderful moment, Bureaucrat. We may never know who you are (take the secret to your grave. or don't, maybe surprise us in the future) but we'll always be thankful for your sparking of this great bit

NOOOOOOOO

sorry you're gonna have to have someone else on speed dial to pull the trigger

The solution to hexbear's people's democracy at last!