It's always hard to lose beloved family. The pain felt reflects the great depths and heights of love that fill our hearts for our loved ones.

I'm sorry for your loss. We'll be here whenever you need us.

I blame the boomer snowbirds. They're artificially impacting the true election results!

My fellow Americans, I have to tell you—when it comes to pie, there’s only one that stands above the rest. It's huge, folks. It's the best. I’m talking about pumpkin pie. There’s no question about it. Everyone says it, everybody knows it—pumpkin pie is America’s pie.

Now, let me tell you, this isn't just any pie. This pie is strong. It's made with the finest pumpkins—big, beautiful pumpkins. Nobody grows pumpkins like America. Nobody. It’s got that perfect blend of sweetness, spice, and a little bit of that buttery, flaky crust. Believe me, nobody makes pie like we do.

And you know what? It’s a tradition. You’ve got Thanksgiving, you’ve got pumpkin pie. It’s what brings families together, folks. They come together at the table, they all love it. They can’t get enough of it. I’ve seen it—people love this pie. And they’re talking about it, they’re saying, "This is the best pie, no question."

Now, some people might try to tell you other pies are better. They’ll say apple pie or cherry pie. But folks, no one loves pumpkin pie more than Americans. It's the pie of winners, and it's been winning for generations. It’s got that perfect taste, that comfort, that homegrown goodness.

So, let's be clear. When it comes to pie, we don’t need to look anywhere else. Pumpkin pie is the best pie—hands down. No competition. Thank you, and let’s keep America pie-ing.

For real, citrus is just an S tier fruit.

This is dialectics in motion

... Is cheesecake a pie or a cake?

Cutie pies are indeed the best

Oh shit a good key limey piey is absolutely orgasmic when it's done just right. In fact one of my smaller goals in life is to make it down to the Florida keys and try an authentic key lime pie made with fresh fruit.

Sorry we in freedomland reject the concept of savory pies

Dunno. I'd say it's a pastry, but the main law of the land that is McDonald's calls their apple strudel a pie so I guess yes?

So you wanna speedrun how quick you can get this account banned?

RIP the world, we destroyed their national condiment

I'm sorta certain Russians treat mayonnaise like Americans treat ketchup, so who knows which way the winds will blow on this

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And since I've just become aware of both of your existences, boy am I going to have fun asking you lots of questions. To kick off the first question of hopefully many more to come; Can you ask your grandfather if he had the opportunity to research the Soviet archives?

Immediate thought looking at this is "Bayonetta is a christian theological educational game"

Just to let you know you're being reported quite a bit for being racist against your countrymen

What the dog doing?

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