Mine's a tie between a near future and a not so near future sci-fantasy bazinga take:

so-true "Self-driving cars are the key to a post-scarcity future!" (when asked how the fuck that conclusion was drawn, I was told "do the research.")

so-true "Even if climate change is proven to actually be a problem, climate doesn't matter in space. We can have fully sustainable cattle farms in orbit producing as much meat as we need. Elon Musk." (yes, that bazinga fuck actually said "Elon Musk" at the end of that claim like it somehow stamped a seal upon the rest of the take)

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      You've had a chat with Grimes, sounds like. yea

    • raven [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      The AI:
      "You have food, you have hungry people...??? Is this really the problem I was created to solve?"

      • mustardman [none/use name]
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        11 months ago

        Since AI just copies what has been done (and not purged from the archives) next thing it would suggest could be "have you tried dumping tons of food?"

        • raven [he/him]
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          11 months ago

          See poors? The AI (perfect being)(incapable of racism)(smarter than you) said it so it's true! maybe-later-honey

          (After being asked 74 times and having the unserious answers purged)

    • Bobson_Dugnutt [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      Who's this Al guy that everyone keeps talking about? You mean Weird Al Yankovic? He seems pretty cool, but I don't know if he should run everything

      • ElGosso [he/him]
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        11 months ago

        Feel like we could do worse, he's a pretty decent guy