Mine's a tie between a near future and a not so near future sci-fantasy bazinga take:
"Self-driving cars are the key to a post-scarcity future!" (when asked how the fuck that conclusion was drawn, I was told "do the research.")
"Even if climate change is proven to actually be a problem, climate doesn't matter in space. We can have fully sustainable cattle farms in orbit producing as much meat as we need. Elon Musk." (yes, that bazinga fuck actually said "Elon Musk" at the end of that claim like it somehow stamped a seal upon the rest of the take)
As much as I hate when liberals misuse and abuse logical fallacy concepts to try to shut people up, yes I am very sick and tired of naturalist fallacies that claim every last living human being is some
waiting to happen. Yes, I've seen that argument made by pedos claiming everyone would be a pedo given the chance.
As I am a selfish, narcissistic, worthless piece of shit, so too must everybody else!
There's an old saying that says a thief believes everyone steals.