This gives me an idea for a bit. I get one of those Big Mouth Billy Bass things and Mount it to a hat, paint the fish like the amerikan flag, and program it to sing the national anthem. I go in to various burger amerikan establishments at noon, give some grand o announcement to get everyone's attention and let it rip. Bonus points if I can program it to say "play ball!" at the end.
All the hot dog neck hogs stand at attention with hand over heart as they honor our country by staring at a flopping rubber fish on my head. I'll make sure to have bbq sauce and mustard all over my face too.
I'm proud to say I've talked with 3 young people who decided not to join up after our conversations. I simply shared with them what life was actually like and that were like "nah fuck that".
This gives me an idea for a bit. I get one of those Big Mouth Billy Bass things and Mount it to a hat, paint the fish like the amerikan flag, and program it to sing the national anthem. I go in to various burger amerikan establishments at noon, give some grand o announcement to get everyone's attention and let it rip. Bonus points if I can program it to say "play ball!" at the end. All the hot dog neck hogs stand at attention with hand over heart as they honor our country by staring at a flopping rubber fish on my head. I'll make sure to have bbq sauce and mustard all over my face too.
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I'm a vet, so I can ham up the bit. Get sloshed on some macro brew light beer and puke after I sit back down.
dont tell people that, some of these kids know 100% they would never join the military if their circumstances were materially different.
I'm proud to say I've talked with 3 young people who decided not to join up after our conversations. I simply shared with them what life was actually like and that were like "nah fuck that".
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Zzzzzzzip! That'd be sick.
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