MOSCOW—Returning from beyond the grave to seek revenge on Vladimir Putin for the Russian president’s suspected involvement in his untimely death, the late oligarch and Wagner Group founder Yevgeny Prigozhin has begun marching toward the Kremlin with an army of 25,000 undead soldiers, sources reported Monday. “I live…
Now I'm just picturing the Russian Orthodox Church sending out wave after wave of Communioninjas with communion wafer ninja stars and swords shaped like crosses
Paladins with helmets shaped like the onion domes on St. Basil's Cathedral