How long until she declares the Louisiana Purchase unconstitutional at this rate?

Dogma (1999)

"Even when I'm dressed up like a king on a big tower I get no respect"

Oh shit, OOP is the indie dev who is allegedly working on a game called Sheep Lad, which is a souped-up Zelda II: The Adventure of Link-esque Metroidvania with some pretty deep sword fighting mechanics. They've been picking at it for a couple of years now.

You forgot:

• When your back just isn't flexible enough anymore to perform autofellatio because it's getting too difficult to reach. A couple of inches can make all the difference here, and prevent spinal injury. We should be thankful that these entrepreneurs are out there looking out for aging former gymnasts and goth rock singers.

Wasp venom. The enlargement effect only works if you're allergic.

Posadists stay winning...?

Pumpernickel? I hardly know 'er nickel

"Bob Ross paintings are the three-chord butt rock of landscape painting"

"Here's a happy little tree performing a happy little dialectical analysis on the bourgeois character of this happy little cloud exerting its state-sanctioned monopoly on violence over the top of this happy little proletarian mountaintop..."

"Now, you must excuse me. I've grown quite weary."

That footnote number, tho

We purposely trained them wrong, as a joke

A lot of us do; dyspraxia and motor dysgraphia go hand-in-hand (pun not intended), and both are pretty common in people on the autism spectrum as well as with ADHD. My handwriting is fucking terrible and has been since I was a kid, to the point where I was often punished over getting poor penmanship grades on my elementary school report card.

What if it was Bro-ba Fett, and he was a connoisseur of cold, refreshing Sam Adams®️™️ beer?

So that one time you made me your signature drink, the Falcon Punch, it just tasted like a Long Island iced tea. What was up with that?

"More like WORSTiality, am I right?!" I screamed into the void, to no one in particular.