They are just socialists on a more national, local level. So they're basically just like "grow and buy local" liberals that oppose the fascist Drumpf! To those red fascist tankies in the room, LEARN TO READ GERMAN you TANKIES! 
To the non-tankies interested, join us on our lemmy instance where we discuss, among other things: epic bacon memes, i fucking love science videos, and a whole host of other mid to late 2000s internet humor because our brains are stuck in that era and we became the boomers we hated so much!
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Ben Franklin was literally the 1700s version of Frank Reynolds from Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Who the fuck goes to an outhouse and is like "man, I sure could go for a cookie while I'm doing my business?"
1700s guys were gross.
They didn't even have plumbing. Who the fuck goes "you know where I should put some snacks for my guests? Right next to my pile of literal shit"