• beautiful_boater [he/him, any]12•10 months ago

      "I am the wife of my chariot driver" - Elagabalus, who had to be a gay man, since transgenderism wont be invented for millennia.

    • Outdoor_Catgirl [she/her, they/them]8•10 months ago

      Cis people with time machine: uhh, I'll give john brown some kalashnikovs, I guess

      Trans people with time machine: giving 1000 bottles of estradiol to Elgabalus in exchange for becoming co-empress and using your power to establish world communism 2000 years early

      • silent_water [she/her]6•10 months ago

        hell, teach her to make it and once she turns the whole productive capacity of the empire towards its production, you can trans the whole empire.