NOT A DRILL I JUST GOT SHITCANNED

  • LaughingLion [any, any]
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    1 year ago

    Remember to process your new American unemployment period by going through all the stages:

    1. Denial (Fuck them! I'm better off.)
    2. Terror (WTF AM I GOING TO DO!?!?!?)
    3. Procrastination (I might as well take a week for myself I never get a vacation anyways)
    4. Diligence (Okay, let's apply for jobs. I got bills to pay.)
    5. Panic (FUCK! Nobody is responding to my applications! My bills are DUE!)
    6. Desperation (Accept the first job offer you get.)