https://nitter.net/JeffTutorials/status/1699184082230636820

  • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]
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    edit-2
    1 year ago

    Look, I'm just trying to help my gay friends get around the city. It's not my fault they want a cigarette after I drop them off.

    • ReadFanon [any, any]
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      1 year ago

      Me, turning to my gay friend while raising an eyebrow suggestively as we pull up:

      "So... is this where you get off, cowboy?"

      • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        Gripping the brakeshaft, idly thumbing the button, my phone buzzed.

        Text. Anton needs a pickup at the bar. Date must be bad.

        Why can't I quit you? I think to myself, popping the brake. My hand slides up the gear, the head sliding into my palm as I jerk it into first. Screaming tires and red tail-light afterglow leave the only evidence of my presence.