What a Bill Maher Hexbear post might look like:

Alright folks, let me tell you about the most intellectually stimulating website I've stumbled upon recently: hexbear.net. This is where the debates are so heated, they make Congress look like a daycare naptime session.

First up, the age-old debate: indoor vs. outdoor cats. While we're out here debating renewable energy, hexbear users are losing sleep over whether Fluffy's midnight escapades are a feline rite of passage or just an invite to join the Catnip Cartel.

And bidets? On hexbear.net, it's not just a bathroom accessory. It’s a battleground. Half the site is yelling, "Feel the freshness!" while the other half is condemning the water jet as the height of bourgeoisie indulgence. I swear, Marie Antoinette would've said, "Let them spray!"

But the debate that takes the cake? Does ACAB include the bunny cop from Zootopia? Is she a hero in a land of carnivorous corruption or just another pawn in the game? I haven't seen an animated character cause this much controversy since we debated if Goofy was a dog or... whatever else he could be.

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