As we enter the fall months and people start planning their facial hair for halloween costumes, we must once again ask ourselves the critical questions. Am I going to use this steampunk costume as a pivot to justify trying a new thing with waxing my beard? What can I acceptably shave a "hulkster" down to after the party? Is the goatee coming back?
So we turn to you to perform your justly duty as a member of the working class and complete this worker's inquiry. Are mustaches cool again? On the one hand we have everyone's favorite large spoon enthusiast 
but on the other hand, in america, a mustached white man typically conjures images of pork 
So which way western man? Is the 70s stache and burns back or are we just finding new ways to groom beards for the foreseeable future? And remember no red-brown alliances soul patches
I'm gonna say, like 98% of mustaches are bad. Unfortunately, it depends entirely on the structure of your face, in particular (IMO) the distance between your upper lip and nose. If you've got a lot of mustache-capable real-estate, a mustache will probably look good on you. Unfortunately, I cannot rock just a mustache. My facial structure and facial hair make just-a-mustache look kinda gross.