https://www.wlrn.org/2023-09-15/why-are-cancer-rates-rising-among-young-people
https://www.webmd.com/cancer/news/20230817/cancer-rates-rise-among-people-under-age-50
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2023/sep/08/nine-things-you-need-to-know-about-cancer-surge-among-under-50s
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/people-freaking-over-rise-cancer-130500519.html
https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/05/health/as-cancer-cases-rise-among-younger-adults-some-types-of-the-disease-have-higher-burden-than-others-study-finds/index.html
But I'm taking all of my microplastics and BPAs and combusted polyvinyl fumes wtf
Don't forget your variety platter of pfas and Teflon derivatives
This buffet fucking sucks
But it is all-you-can-eat!
I'm full