• Big_Bob [any]
    ·
    1 year ago

    drinking anything other than vodka

    How can you call yourself a true communist?

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]A
      ·
      1 year ago

      For real. All other liquors are bourgeoise decadence.

      All you need is the smoothly burning taste of Slavic tap water to have a good time.

      • Big_Bob [any]
        ·
        1 year ago

        Exactly. You want hard ciders? Just get some fruit juice and pour vodka in it.

        You want wine? Get some grape juice and pour vodka in it.

        You want beer? Just dissolve some stale bread in vodka. It has less sugar. Healthier for you.

        • Alaskaball [comrade/them]A
          ·
          1 year ago

          Need paint thinner? Medical antiseptic? Flammable Molly material?

          Just spritz some slav tap water on it and you'll have good time