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minus-squareBig_Bob [any]hexbear10•9 months ago drinking anything other than vodka How can you call yourself a true communist? link
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]hexbear3•9 months agoFor real. All other liquors are bourgeoise decadence. All you need is the smoothly burning taste of Slavic tap water to have a good time. link
minus-squareBig_Bob [any]hexbear2•9 months agoExactly. You want hard ciders? Just get some fruit juice and pour vodka in it. You want wine? Get some grape juice and pour vodka in it. You want beer? Just dissolve some stale bread in vodka. It has less sugar. Healthier for you. link
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]hexbear2•9 months agoNeed paint thinner? Medical antiseptic? Flammable Molly material? Just spritz some slav tap water on it and you'll have good time link
How can you call yourself a true communist?
For real. All other liquors are bourgeoise decadence.
All you need is the smoothly burning taste of Slavic tap water to have a good time.
Exactly. You want hard ciders? Just get some fruit juice and pour vodka in it.
You want wine? Get some grape juice and pour vodka in it.
You want beer? Just dissolve some stale bread in vodka. It has less sugar. Healthier for you.
Need paint thinner? Medical antiseptic? Flammable Molly material?
Just spritz some slav tap water on it and you'll have good time