Did he bust?

For the hummus

• 300g drained chickpeas

• 10g fresh ginger

• 1 tbs extra virgin olive oil

• 1 tbs tahini

• 1 piece of garlic

• juice from 2 lemons (roughly 3 tbs lemon juice)

• 2 tbs ice cold water

• sea salt flakes to taste

Put everything in a food processor and blend

Topping

• 90ml extra virgin olive oil

• 3 red chilis, in thin slices

• 3 pieces of garlic, in thin slices

• 15g fresh ginger, in thin slices, like match sticks

• 2 whole cinnamon sticks

Fry up everything until the garlic turns crispy. (Around 5 minutes)

Then add 15g of fresh parsley and fry up for another minute.

Spread the hummus on the dish with a spoon and make a crater in the middle.

Separate the fried veggies from the oil and spread the fried chili, ginger, garlic, and parsley over the hummus. Then pour the oil into the middle and decorate with the cinnamon sticks.

Oof ouch, my liver, oh man

Mostly correct. It's cinnamon, parsley, chili, garlic and ginger, all fried in olive oil and poured over the hummus!

Are there any better explanations than materialist dialectical views on history and politics?

Communism is a science based on certain views of history, economics and other fields. It's not a religious faith or personal opinions. Those are based on nothing and can be changed by anything.

I only shit on company time on principle.

Using my own toilet to drop a log just feels wrong.

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Fuck the normies

Never stop posting

Man, I just know I'm going to catch a stray ban for being a weeb

I think I saw him last week. He clogged the urinal so bad I had to break up the log with my measuring stick while the apprentice sucked up the bits with a mass vacuum.

Eat your fiber, people. And don't shit in urinals.

I thought guys bought magnesium supplements to bust more ropes?

She made Artangels, which is a fuckin banger of an album. The rest of her musical output is meh at best

I'll take mom's kitchen scissors and snip off my foreskin while chanting the Shahada to help stop me from gooning to hentai

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Amphibious mouse? Pendejo Time is going to have a field day with this one

Nightmare blunt rotation

I was really hoping Luigi would be a comrade, but this is even funnier.

Oh God, terrible childhood memory unlocked.

I was sitting at my desk and doodling while waiting for the next lesson to start and I drew this guy with a dinosaur head, playing a guitar that was also on fire. Shit was so cash.

Suddenly, a classmate grabbed my drawing, held it up and yelled "haahaa look at what big_bob is drawing!" And people would point and laugh.

I was already an outcast for mentioning that I found football boring, but after the drawing incident, people actively avoided me. I changed schools shortly after.

I fucking hate norwegian society.

Iirc, that was basically Putin's plan since the 90s.

After the western powers had strip mined the collapsed USSR for assets, Putin was to hand over the barebone remains of Russia to the west and let Russia become a part of the western world.

Putin applied for Russia to become a NATO member. When he got declined, he literally cried tears on live TV.

He is an enemy of the West by pure circumstance. He is a true believer in the western imperialist project, but he forgot that the West's plan for the Slavic nations is to keep a perpetually impoverished Eastern Europe for cheap labor and natural resources.

Putin always thought that he would eventually sit at the big table, instead of begging for scraps under it.

There is a very narrow range of acceptable expression as a cis dude.

I grew up in the norwegian equivalent of the bible belt. Think, small town, less than 10k inhabitants surrounded by endless farmland.

There were only two socially acceptable ways to be a guy. You could be a Car Guy, or you could be a Sports Guy.

Anything else, and you'd automatically be labelled as a [homophobic slur] and become an outcast.

Being a book loving, neurodivergent weeaboo was beyond the pale, so I spent my entire youth as an outcast.

Though life didn't seem better for the other guys trying to squeeze into the only two available moulds you could fit into.

I remember one guy was so neurotically competitive that he absolutely HAD to be the first or number 1 in everything, or else he'd have a mental breakdown.

Even during warmup in PE, he had to be FIRST, when running from one end of the field to the other, and he'd be so exhausted that spittle would fly from his mouth just from having to be the first in everything sports related, no matter how insignificant.

It's no wonder Norwegians are so socially broken. There are so many ways to be a dude, but the only acceptable ways to be one are so restricted and narrow that it's easier to just drop out of society and cling to the same 2-3 people you've known since kindergarten, instead of socialising and interacting with new people.

We men are so insanely varied, naturally curious and seeking. It's almost comical how hard so many men cling to strict patriarchal ideas when most men don't really benefit from it or even live up to the patriarchal ideas.

I don't know where I'm going with this. I'm drunk and exhausted from nonstop working. I'll hit the pipe and go watch a movie or something.