pumpchilienthusiast [comrade/them, any] to the_dunk_tank • 1 year agoFellas, is it gay to drink water?message-squaremessage-square107 fedilinkarrow-up1139file-text
arrow-up1139message-squareFellas, is it gay to drink water?pumpchilienthusiast [comrade/them, any] to the_dunk_tank • 1 year agomessage-square107 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarePhilosoraptor [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear15·1 year agoSwallowing any liquids is effeminate. Men just go until they're hospitalized and need to be intravenously hydrated. link
minus-squareHo_Chi_Chungus [she/her]hexbear15·1 year agocrushing ice cubes and snorting them is also an acceptable form of masculine hydration link
minus-squarePhilosoraptor [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear4·1 year agoOnly if you're quick. If you let them melt at all, that's woman shit. link
minus-squarecommiespammer [he/him]hexbear6·1 year agoReal men gain water by ingesting salt and gaining hydration through osmosis. link
Swallowing any liquids is effeminate. Men just go until they're hospitalized and need to be intravenously hydrated.
crushing ice cubes and snorting them is also an acceptable form of masculine hydration
Only if you're quick. If you let them melt at all, that's woman shit.
boof your water like a real mans man
Real men gain water by ingesting salt and gaining hydration through osmosis.