https://www.wlwt.com/article/ice-cream-friday-post-donovan-elementary-lebanon-ohio/45262394#

  • MaoTheLawn [any, any]
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    9 months ago

    If I was a parent I'd probably just buy a bunch of ice creams, walk in, and start handing them out to all the kids who didn't get one.

    Absolute face move, would get a mega crowd pop.

    "Greetings children, it is I, father of Kim-Jong (my child's name). If you do not have an ice cream, you may now have one."

    No teacher is powerful enough to stop children from taking the ice cream. There would be riots. I would become a martyr.

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      You would become known as the reason behind the school's decades long irrational ban on ice cream. Your name will be sung of in song and poem for generations.