• Crowtee_Robot [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    How you look falling down needs to be part of the primary process. Will the candidate tuck and roll with aplomb or do they splat out like a Family Guy character?

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      From the lib POV - it really always boils down to - our old guys is great and your old guy is orange man bad.

      Leftist: "He fell down again. He's not fit to be president even now. How will you spin that?"

      Lib: "I do not need to 'spin' it. He gets style points from me in fact. Like an Olympic gymnast not quite hitting the landing - he tucked and rolled with aplomb. Imagine if Trump had fallen down. First..."

        • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
          hexagon
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          1 year ago

          "Biden does pushups. That only proves he's not dead. I mean - still live but not strong and powerful. Strong and powerful but Trump is limber too. Limber - funny word. Sounds like 'timber' but no wood. And any time I want - I can do a Willy Wonka roll." Some in the audience start yelling out "Now!" Trump pauses. The "Now!" has becomes a chant. He is slightly annoyed. "Not now - I'm wearing a suit. But any time I want - I can do a Willy Wonka roll..."