Bluesky jokes

Isn't that the idiot who bragged about never washing his hands when he went to the bathroom?

Yup

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i for one welcome our chinese liberators

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This next four years are going to be both terrifying and idiotic

https://subium.com/profile/parkermolloy.com/post/3las2qn3p2s2z

Trump just announced in a campaign release.

Did Trump make the announcement on Truth Social?

Oof.

And while Trump says "Fuck off!" - DeSantis will have to try to slobber all over him anyway like a hyperactive golden retriever. Trump is the GOP Sun and DeSantis is just a puny asteroid. He has no choice.

Eric Trump's wife - she already runs the RNC.

"Fuck you - pay me."

I retitled my post. Sadly I think it's past the time I entirely retired my use of all caps in titles. I came to the conclusion that if downvotes existed - such titles might get downvotes. And perhaps a lot of them.

A Bluesky lib who happens to be a WaPo columnist has something to say about Rubio.

With the possible exception of Stimson, Rubio will likely be the first Secretary of State to serve under a president who he’d previously implied had a small penis.

https://subium.com/profile/pbump.com/post/3lappglte622m

Far less funny is this comment...

Donald's nominating relative moderates to get past senate confirmation. After that he'll fire the appointees & place 'acting' appointees who won't have senate confirmation.

And the filibuster! The dems kept precious norms!

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I really hope President Trump says "Why do we have a parliamentarian? We don't have a parliament. No parliamentarian. They're fired. And no filibuster. It's gone. 50 votes is good. 60 votes is stupid..."

No brakes on the Trump Train

Bluesky libs are so shell-shocked that there are hardly any threads on the GOP winning the House. And the threads that exist don't have many likes. Most of the comments aren't worth mentioning but I did like these two.

Can’t blame Dems when you’ve got a trifecta.

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Honestly, good. Let them pass their destructive agenda. Buyer’s remorse will kick in in a few months.

Attorney General

I wonder what super-ghoul is getting that position.

Attributed to someone else...

“I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”

- Maya Angelou

Vote!

This would presumably include PACs and political fundraising organizations, wouldn't it?

Also - donate!

(Slight or even 90 deg bend in thumb)

No. At first it just felt sore. Now there's just a tiny bit of discomfort. I took a couple painkillers a couple hours ago. I'll google about how to reduce and ideally avoid more pain. Ageing problems with knees, backs, and hips was old news to me. Thumbs are a whole new ballgame.

Here's hoping...

I hope you do well too.

Unfortunately there are no "for science" videos for raccoons and tanukis. :(

But there is this for science for vid for human beings: Thief Peels Open Cybertruck's "Armored" Window Like A Tin Can | Carscoops

For science.

For art projects!

I watched that a few months ago. Here are the notes I made for myself...

Too stupid and too long. I need to avoid Bond movies with Roger Moore.

Is this bill bipartisan?

A Bluesky post said it was but I did a quickie scan of the article and I couldn't find confirmation of that. Post-election I've stopped blindly trusting Bluesky posts. Maybe I'm crazy but it seems to me posts with errors about Trump (both unintentional and intentional?) seem to be growing. I don't think Bluesky lies libs are lying but I do think they are in super-panic mode and they are blindly doing monkey see, monkey do without using critical thinking.

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Ninja edit. Funny typo.

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Edit

Two D two R cosponsors

Italian satellites and bamboo

Musk satellites and... [to be determined]

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Arizona Republicans hunt for bamboo-laced China ballots in 2020 "audit" effort | Arizona | The Guardian

Thu 6 May 2021