With just two more, Putin can summon the Kazotsky-Kicking Cossack and end the war. Ukrainian sources say Zelensky has been meditating in preparation for a final showdown.
With just two more, Putin can summon the Kazotsky-Kicking Cossack and end the war. Ukrainian sources say Zelensky has been meditating in preparation for a final showdown.
As long as I never have to hear about bakhmut again I’m all for this
The year is 2077, and the 35th siege of Bakhmut has just begun. They are fighting over the burned-out wreck of an old sedan.
The year is 2079, the 41st siege of Bakhmut has begun. Dimitri can't obtain his vape from inside the middle console demilitarized compartment zone of the contested Sedan as Adolf Bandera is currently resting his elbow on the surface, preventing entry.
Once in my senior year of high school, our debate coach assigned us an exercise. He wanted us to split into groups, choose a piece of classical music, and make a case for it being the greatest composition of the Romantic era (his English was poor so it was hard to tell for sure). I asked if a particular concerto would make for a convincing example and he replied "Bach moot".
I just want to go more than five seconds before someone goes "You meant to write Chicken Kyev right?"