With just two more, Putin can summon the Kazotsky-Kicking Cossack and end the war. Ukrainian sources say Zelensky has been meditating in preparation for a final showdown.

    • Comp4 [comrade/them]
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      11 months ago

      The year is 2077, and the 35th siege of Bakhmut has just begun. They are fighting over the burned-out wreck of an old sedan.

      • Sephitard9001 [he/him]
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        11 months ago

        The year is 2079, the 41st siege of Bakhmut has begun. Dimitri can't obtain his vape from inside the middle console demilitarized compartment zone of the contested Sedan as Adolf Bandera is currently resting his elbow on the surface, preventing entry.

    • TankieTanuki [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      Once in my senior year of high school, our debate coach assigned us an exercise. He wanted us to split into groups, choose a piece of classical music, and make a case for it being the greatest composition of the Romantic era (his English was poor so it was hard to tell for sure). I asked if a particular concerto would make for a convincing example and he replied "Bach moot".

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      11 months ago

      I just want to go more than five seconds before someone goes "You meant to write Chicken Kyev right?"

  • GaveUp [she/her]
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    11 months ago

    What the fuckkkkk, is this the real reason why Putin invaded Ukraine? Do we know if any other countries have dragon balls?

    There has to be some in the South China Sea then right if so many countries are contesting that area

  • Barabas [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    What is the original context for this image? Why is this man holding a glowing orb with such reverence?

    • TankieTanuki [he/him]
      hexagon
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      11 months ago

      I couldn't find any explanation using a reverse image search.

      • Smeagolicious [they/them]
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        11 months ago

        (I thought it was a reference to frieza using the dragon balls to grow like 3cm)

      • autismdragon [he/him, they/them]
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        11 months ago

        I actually thought this joke was funny shrug-outta-hecks . I think people would like it if it hadnt come from a federated account. Like this is already a meme post poking a little fun at Putin should be acceptable.

        • FuckyWucky [none/use name]
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          11 months ago

          yea its difficult to tell the tone. But the liberal reddit joke of "Putin invaded Ukraine because he feels like a soy manlet" is really stupid. Just one step above "Putin and Trump GAYYY LOVERS"

          • autismdragon [he/him, they/them]
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            11 months ago

            Oh I've never seen liberals make that claim before. I can see how you would jump to that conclusion then. In a vacuum I think its a pretty funny joke. And not inherently bigoted like the gay lovers thing. I mean I guess you could MAYBE reach and call it body shaming but

        • sarcasticsunrise@lemm.ee
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          11 months ago

          Dragonball reference, this guy got it atleast. Everyone else put down your pitchforks and go outside, till the land. Touch grass

  • mayo_cider [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    That's the demon core, Russians are immune to radiation after blowing up Chernobyl for the second time