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  • Babs [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    When a woman turns 30, she enters a chrysalis to begin her metamorphosis from "teen" to "milf".

    • GorbinOutOverHere [comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      It's wild how they basically turn into goop and reform entirely, but will somehow still retain memories from their teen years. Like if you get a teenager to associate electric shocks to a certain smell, even when they become a milf they still associate that smell with pain. Crazy!

    • GriffithDidNothingWrong [comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      Female adult film stars hit a point after about 25 where they're too old for teen stuff but too young for milf and its harder for them to find work

    • PurrLure [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      My friends were literally making milf jokes at me when I turned 30. burgerpain

        • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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          1 year ago

          Seriously pretty much every woman I know had several glo-ups over the course of their thirties it was wild.