You are not a "boomer" if you aren't in your twenties. You are not irrelevant if you aren't in your twenties. You don't go straight from being a kid to being "old". Stages of life are fluid and vary for each person, and should be savored to the fullest of your means to do so.

Stop letting internet memes about age, height, and general state of being have an actual impact on your mental health. They mean nothing, and don't benefit you in any material way.

edit 1 part 1: this is the worst comment section I've even seen in any Hexbear thread in all my years, except for @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net who is as always the best of us

edit 1 part 2: generationalism is also made up, don't let people put you into boxes and further don't put yourself into a box that someone else made up for you

  • Babs [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    When a woman turns 30, she enters a chrysalis to begin her metamorphosis from "teen" to "milf".

    • GorbinOutOverHere [comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      It's wild how they basically turn into goop and reform entirely, but will somehow still retain memories from their teen years. Like if you get a teenager to associate electric shocks to a certain smell, even when they become a milf they still associate that smell with pain. Crazy!

    • GriffithDidNothingWrong [comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      Female adult film stars hit a point after about 25 where they're too old for teen stuff but too young for milf and its harder for them to find work

    • PurrLure [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      My friends were literally making milf jokes at me when I turned 30. burgerpain

        • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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          1 year ago

          Seriously pretty much every woman I know had several glo-ups over the course of their thirties it was wild.