boomer-comic looking mfer who for some reason has two faces, and he's standing near a street.

The Roman god Janus, the god of travel?

Fuck now I'm imagining a Kelly comic where the boomer "everyman" character is Janus crying because a bridge collapsed so he couldn't get to a highschool football game to ogle the cheerleaders or something awful like that and it's complaining about the "real" cost of decaying infrastructure or some shit.