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minus-squareregul [any]hexbear44·8 months agoSpyware on the Speaker of the House's phone, you say? link
minus-squareRefurbished Refurbisher@lemmy.sdf.orghexbear23·8 months agoDon't worry. There is a zero percent chance that it could ever be exploited to where a third party could gain remote access to the Speaker's electronic devices to monitor his internet activity. The app he's using is secure. Source: Trust me, bro linkfedilink
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Spyware on the Speaker of the House's phone, you say?
Don't worry. There is a zero percent chance that it could ever be exploited to where a third party could gain remote access to the Speaker's electronic devices to monitor his internet activity. The app he's using is secure.
Source: Trust me, bro
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