He paid $40B for Twitter because he thought he wasn't getting enough engagement when he'd reply "Concerning" in response to a Roman statue avi account with 80 followers complaining about family court.
What's the over/under on Elon Musk having already neurolinked himself and ended up like the soul-trapped teddy bear from Black Mirror, with only two conversation buttons.
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He paid $40B for Twitter because he thought he wasn't getting enough engagement when he'd reply "Concerning" in response to a Roman statue avi account with 80 followers complaining about family court.
Shit ur right I forgot he also says "concerning" to random people talking about fashy divorced guy bugbears.
You also can't forget "Working on it" for when he wants to convey more intent than merely "Looking into it."
Shit, I haven't seen that one in a long time. I feel like that one got phased out, probably because he never actually worked on any of it.
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What's the over/under on Elon Musk having already neurolinked himself and ended up like the soul-trapped teddy bear from Black Mirror, with only two conversation buttons.