• SocialistWombat [he/him]
    hexbear
    29
    8 months ago

    When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them! It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one! And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third! That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up!! And that’s what you’re going to get, Son, the strongest castle in all of England New Orleans!