The Lt. Colonel then left the stage without taking questions from pre-approved press.

    • a_blanqui_slate [none/use name, any]
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      10 months ago

      Imagine yourself in the anthropocenne. You step onto a street, and there he is. He moves like a bird, bobbing his head, and you keep still thinking his strategic warfare doctrine is based on combine arms like the Soviets. But no, not hamas. You stare at him and he just stares right back.

      And that's when the attack comes fwwwwwwwwwwp. Not from the front, but from the sides. The other two Hamas you didn't even know were there. You see Hamas uses coordinated attack patterns, and is out in force today.

      • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]
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        10 months ago

        IDF: Look, they're noisy, they're messy, they're expensive ... they smell

        Reporter: They do not smell.

        IDF: Some of them smell.

        Reporter: Oh, give me a break!

        IDF: Hamas Babies smell!

          • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]
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            10 months ago

            IDF: I don’t believe it. I just don’t believe it. I bring the UN here to protect me from Hamas, and the only one I’ve got on my side is the blood-sucking Biden.

            biden-alert: Thank you!

            biden-rember: What, we'll have a, uh, four-hour corridor per day or something.

        • a_blanqui_slate [none/use name, any]
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          10 months ago

          England: You wanna have one of those?

          Scotland: I don't want that revolutionary movement, but a breed of armed separatism could be intriguing

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
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      10 months ago

      No longer needing paragliders as each new generation contains more and more dinosaur DNA.