• MerryChristmas [any]
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    8 months ago

    McDonalds employee:

    I'm sorry sir but we don't carry Frosties. That's Wendys. I can get you a McFlurry instead?

    Me:

    You mean my dad got his balls mangled and stomped on and tied in a knot like a Christmas bow for nothing?

    • MerryChristmas [any]
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      8 months ago

      Me when a telemarketer calls:

      Really? You're calling me now? After what my dad's testicles went through in Iraq? My father got his dick blown off by an IED so that you wouldn't have to.

      • MerryChristmas [any]
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        8 months ago

        Me eating some spoiled food:

        As the son of a POW this sickens me. Did you know my dad lost his dick in Iraq?