• MerryChristmas [any]
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    8 months ago

    Me when a telemarketer calls:

    Really? You're calling me now? After what my dad's testicles went through in Iraq? My father got his dick blown off by an IED so that you wouldn't have to.

    • MerryChristmas [any]
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      8 months ago

      Me eating some spoiled food:

      As the son of a POW this sickens me. Did you know my dad lost his dick in Iraq?