The Lt. Colonel then left the stage without taking questions from pre-approved press.

  • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]
    ·
    1 year ago

    IDF: Look, they're noisy, they're messy, they're expensive ... they smell

    Reporter: They do not smell.

    IDF: Some of them smell.

    Reporter: Oh, give me a break!

    IDF: Hamas Babies smell!

      • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]
        ·
        1 year ago

        IDF: I don’t believe it. I just don’t believe it. I bring the UN here to protect me from Hamas, and the only one I’ve got on my side is the blood-sucking Biden.

        biden-alert: Thank you!

        biden-rember: What, we'll have a, uh, four-hour corridor per day or something.

    • a_blanqui_slate [none/use name, any]
      ·
      1 year ago

      England: You wanna have one of those?

      Scotland: I don't want that revolutionary movement, but a breed of armed separatism could be intriguing