• zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    11 months ago

    How the fuck has no one tried to assassinate Brandon yet?

    Not exactly a trivial endeavor. In the same way there were a handful of dorks and losers who made grasping efforts at attacking Obama, I'm sure a few folks have tried on Donny Donuts and Biden. But certainly nothing worth publishing about.

    Nobody is going to manage a John Hinkley Jr in the year of our lord 2023, unless you've got a guy like Bush Sr waiting in the wings to take over. And for all her ambition, Kamala Harris simply isn't that girl. Maybe if Ole' Donny picks a particularly nasty VP, we might see someone pull off another assassination. But I'm not holding my breath. We're more likely to get an old fashioned military coup.