If the Legend of Zelda movie isn't about some kid from the Bronx trying to beat a mob boss called Ganondorf (I think that's the villain's name?) or the school bully who's two or three grades higher than him, and rescue his neighbor's kid that he has a crush on, then it just ain't really Legend of Zelda. His sword will be a bat instead too.
If the Legend of Zelda movie isn't about some kid from the Bronx trying to beat a mob boss called Ganondorf (I think that's the villain's name?) or the school bully who's two or three grades higher than him, and rescue his neighbor's kid that he has a crush on, then it just ain't really Legend of Zelda. His sword will be a bat instead too.