Literally just mainlining marketing material straight into whatever’s left of their rotting brains.

  • silent_water [she/her]
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    7 months ago

    How is it not AI? What is left to do?

    literally all of the hard problems

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      7 months ago

      The computer toucher doesn't even acknowledge the questions, but is smugly confident about the answers because of fucking Blade Runner. berdly-smug

      • silent_water [she/her]
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        7 months ago

        I especially enjoyed "it has analytical skills because it has access to wolfram alpha". incredible, unprompted own goal

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          7 months ago

          The biggest jagoff hit for me was the straw effigy that the computer toucher set ablaze marked "Hexbear Luddites that believe that humans will always triumph in competitions against machines."