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The Onion@midwest.social • 1 year ago

DEAL ALERT: Guy at Self Checkout Not Looking

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DEAL ALERT: Guy at Self Checkout Not Looking

seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to

The Onion@midwest.social • 1 year ago

For probably like the next 30 seconds while he’s looking at his phone, the guy working the kiosk at the Walmart self checkout isn’t looking.

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Infamousblt [any]
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1 year ago
The trick is to scan booze and then when they're walking away after checking your ID that's when you bag the free stuff.

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- Ithorian [comrade/them, null/void]
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  1 year ago
  Breaking out the real pro tips!
  
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