And the much more important follow up; who's sneezing wrong and needs to stop?

Im a maximum force sneezer (though I always take care to never spray or do it next to someone), anything less 1 hurts like hell if I try to supress it and 2 feels unsatisfying in a way I just can't accept

Stifle Sneezers are the worst. its not that I actually dislike the noise or have issues with them, I just get sympathetic dissatisfaction and start imagining the sensation of when I stifle a sneeze and :why don't we have any shudder emotes: it almost makes me want to make myself sneeze just to get rid of the feeling

  • blight [any]
    ·
    7 months ago

    I've always been a stifle sneezer, except if I'm already in a bathroom or secluded area.

    The way you talk makes it sound like you don't uphold your volcel pledge.

    • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
      ·
      7 months ago

      Show

      The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

      نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

      volcel-police

    • AOCapitulator [they/them]
      hexagon
      ·
      7 months ago

      The way you talk makes it sound like you don't uphold your volcel pledge.

      jesse-wtf

      • blight [any]
        ·
        7 months ago

        If they like to show zero self restraint while squirting gooey fluids, they can't be trusted