• CloutAtlas [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    Sometime in the next few years, an F-35 will crash directly into the South China Sea because the engine spontaneously turned off mid flight.

    The liberal media will go onto a news cycle for how the plane should have continued to be able to fly without thrust despite being heavier than air.

    The US military will then launch a full scale ground invasion of Isaac Newton's grave, with the justification that gravity is in direct opposition to US state interests.