I'm the most Kkkrackkkers of Amerikkkans so my tradition is just getting drunk off mulled wine and re-watching bad holiday movies with relatives I only kinda like.
I'm sometimes a little jealous of people who have weirder shit going on, like gremlins who slam doors and steal sausages or shitting Christmas logs. We need to bring back weird ass half-pagan shit.
Welp, I can see the need for a war on Christmas...
Edit: Now'd I think of it, isn't the war on Christmas itself a possible proxy conflict for the class war?
No war but class war... and war on Christmas.