Edit: a friend just told me that not only did the guys only uncle not die in iraq, he was also never in the military and the guy entirely made it up just to try and shame me for making fun of veterans

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    If your invasion becomes so comfortable that you have a Burger King on base, you have no reason to die. That is purely 100% a skill issue. I personally would NOT have died and WOULD have fought my way out of that situation by killing everyone with karate chops.

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      8 months ago

      Yeah, but what if they had Iraqi Oddjob running around karate chopping everyone's shins?

      You ever think of that?

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        8 months ago

        Do you not think I have extensively prepared for that exact scenario? I've watched Kill Bill so many times. I know how to have a dramatic fight with a karate master. I would use the secret move against him.